Warm Welcomes
Every boarding starts with a namaste. Even if you’re in middle seat C.
OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN 2027
Rohit for Maharaja 2027
Make Air India At Least Mediocre Again!
The people have spoken (in a WhatsApp group). It’s time for a new mascot with a real beard, real butter chicken, and seats that recline and come back up.
*Extremely unofficial. Extremely funny. Zero affiliation.
NAMASTE & BOARD
Vote Here
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Votes for Maharaja Rohit
12,047
The Platform
Identifiable Meals
In-flight food you can name. Starting with butter chicken. Ending with more butter chicken.
Seats That Work
Recline buttons that recline. And — radical idea — come back up.
Free Legroom
Not “premium economy adjacent.” Actual space for actual legs.
Maharaja Promise Generator
Click for a fresh campaign pledge. All promises subject to turbulence.
“Wi-Fi faster than the baggage belt.”
Campaign Trail
Quiz: Which Air India Seat Are You?
Answer honestly. The middle seat already knows.
1. Your boarding strategy?
Endorsements
100% fictional. If any of these people exist, we made them up harder.
“I flew once. The seat reclined. Then it came back up. I wept.”
— Dr. Poonam Fakeworth, Professional Passenger
“Finally, a mascot who looks like he could fix the Wi-Fi with a look.”
— Captain Imaginary Singh, Retired (from reality)
“His butter chicken policy alone gets my vote. And I don’t even vote.”
— Anonymous Trolley Cart #7
“Make Air India At Least Mediocre Again is the most achievable slogan in aviation history.”
— The Committee for Reasonable Expectations
Complaint Box
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